hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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