i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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