you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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