he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
There's even glitter on my cock...
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