I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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