I must be too annoying 4 u.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
