Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
