Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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