You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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