i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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