Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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