Come see our sink grown plant.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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