Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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