I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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