I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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