I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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