Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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