How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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