I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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