I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he puts the penis in happiness.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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