Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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