Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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