My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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