I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I think a kid would responsible me up
There's a naked man in my car right now.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
Randomize
