i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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