he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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