We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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