OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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