She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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