Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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