so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I need water and some morals
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