last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
it's like iHOP with fire
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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