Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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