Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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