thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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