Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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