They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
