hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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