I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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