i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
vagina is talking i cant
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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