I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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