I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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