she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think your dad took our porno
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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