how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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