Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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