oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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