Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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