You work out of a Hotel?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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