Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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