honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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