Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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