every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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