I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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