i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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