Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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