Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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