Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Shame is for Republicans.
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