Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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